Batta suuuwing batta

Breathtaking heinie

Bull Durham - Amendment

Bull Durham - Making Love

Charge

Cool Hand - Failure to Communicate

Elmer Fudd - Angry

Enrico palazzo

FoD - Baseball James Earl Jones

FoD - Illogical

FoD - Ty Cobb

FoD - heaven

Ghostbusters - Good Evening

Goodfellas - Cadillacs

Jaws

Major League - Curvevball

Major League - Hosed

Major League - I cant find it

Major League - Just a bit Outside

Major League - My Kind of Team

Major League Penal League

Not in Kansas anymore

Organ Chant wclap

Pac man dies

Point Break - Metal Coffins

Point Break - Spiritual Side

Point Break - Utah Get Me Two!

Spinal Tap 11

Three Blind Mice

Warriors - Come out to PLay

AWAY

Mark Elijah Rosenberg

Mark was the first and only MVP of the first and only Ramblers Cooperstown Classic, taking home the traditional miniature pink bat prize for his efforts that day

A well decorated veteran of men's recreational sports leagues, Mark found Ramblers baseball after pickup football one day and by his words "weaseled his way in"

Mark's favorite color is Fuschia, which is like purple but funkier

Julien duPlessis

Julien owes his Ramblers membership to a "random" bar encounter with Wilcon, but it turns out Wilcon was stalking him.

Julien's favorite food is BBQ, which is exemplified by his sticky hands at third base.

Julien likes to spend his time at the track marking his picks, and on the mound picking off Mark.

Tom Gibbons

Tom has the distinction of leading all Ramblers in ERA, OPS, and BAC.

Tom has so many pitches, catchers have to remove their glove to give signs.

Dexter, Tom's 17-year-old Dachshund, derives his name from the Latin for "right-handed" and "skilled".

Joe Silva

Joe Silva once finished first in a Joe Silva look a like contest.

Joe has a dog named Hogan who continues to drool after being fed.

Joe's advice to batters when he's behind the plate: "Swing the stick."

Jon Wilcon

Jon Wilcon once finished last in a Joe Silva lookalike contest.

Jon, a child model, portrayed Baby New Year on the cover of the Boston Gazette in 1984.

Jon comes to us via the Brooklyn Make-a-Wish foundation. He thinks he's playing professional baseball, which is just precious.

Seán McCluskey

Sean's favorite colors are green and orange, which is unusual for someone of Swedish descent.

Sean took the passing of Queen Elizabeth harder than any other Rambler.

Sean McCluskey was NOT a corrupt Irish-American police captain in the service of the Tattaglia family and Virgil Sollozzo

Milo Vassallo

In the off-season, Milo fights the good fight for democracy. We can't thank him enough for his efforts.

Milo's first experience as an activist was at age 8, when he egged George Steinbrenner's limo in protest of his treatment of Dave Winfield.

Before healing himself with his own mind, Milo was allergic to curveballs

Angelo Guisado

Angelo, the AG, joined the crew through Jeremy Krauscher - their exes were friends, but they have stayed together

Angelo's favorite Rambler's moment was stealing home - that shit was cray

Angelo's personal statement is quoted from the great Satchel Paige: "Ain’t no man can avoid being born average, but there ain’t no man got to be common"

Seth Sharp

An avid dog trainer, Seth's Sharpei defeated Tony Gwynn's Borzoi at the 1996 Westminster Show.

There are two things Seth knows to be true. There's no difference between good scrapple and bad scrapple, and there is no war in Albania.

Fun fact: Seth's day of Rambler discovery coincides with the Rambler debut of Dave Kittle.

Kieran Mullins

Kieren Mullins - who the hell is Kieran Mullins? Oh that's Randy

Randy's favorite Rambler's moment was when Wilcon steamrolled that dude at the plate - we were all changed that day

Rickey Henderson and Pizza, these are two of Randy's favorite things

Ezra Gale

Ezra began his Ramblers career playing during the Mission Baseball Club's dead-ball era of the late '90s. Of course back then, San Francisco was still called Yerba Buena.

Ezra's favorite color is all of them in rainbow format.

Fun fact: Ezra has struck out 84% of people who claimed they were "Better than Ezra"

Ross Curley

Ross recently returned from a stint in Washington DC, where he served as Ozzie Smith's personal farrier.

Ross got red hooked on huaraches in 2011 and never looked back.

This is year 12 of Curley denying he's ever met Rambler Phenom Jon Wilcon

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Joaquin Sapien

Better known as Quino, Joaquin Sapien's favorite Ramblers moment is happening right now, this very second, as I say these words. You are welcome, sir.

Quino's favorite ballplayer growing up was Will Clark, and I have to say, that is a good one.

Quino joined our ranks through Mark Rosenberg, whom Quino refers to as his sports agent, which may be an ethnic slur

Dave Kittle

Dave Kittle is a big Eagle fan. At press time we are unsure how he feels about other birds such as the pigeon or maccaw.

Ramblers baseball has helped Dave perfect both his compact swing and his physical therapy client base.

Dave's favorite food is fastballs and pizza, and let's face it - it's tough to find a decent fastball restaurant outside the city.

Matt Money

Matt Money is currently trading for $10,000 per Matt on Crypto.Com.

Matt's favorite players growing up were Ken Griffey and Pudge Rodriguez - just as Sports Illustrated for Kids intended.

If you are what you eat, it makes sense that Matt's favorite food is lasagna. Universally loved, deep, and multi-layered, though mostly just meat and cheese.

Mike Amoroso

Mike Amoroso is the engineer behind today's beautiful festivities - give the man a hand.

Mike's favorite player Thurman Munson died in an aircraft he was piloting. While tragic, it would not dissuade young Amo from following his dream of being a software salesman.

Mike's favorite color is Rambler Red. Backwards, that is "Der Relbmar"

Eban Singer

Eban likes his eggs like he likes his Gary Sheffield - Over Easy.

Eban was nearly banned from Ramblers baseball after his first career plate appearance for attempting to use an aluminum foil bat.

Eban leads the Ramblers in most instances of being mistaken for Evan.

Ben Umanov

Umanov has recently left us for greener pastures in the Catskills, and his moustache has flourished in the pure mountain air

Ben runs a music and culture blog named Metal Sucks which is widely believed to not suck

Ben grew up idolizing Dwight Doc Gooden, so he was as shocked and saddened as anyone to learn that Doc, Daryl Strawberry and Howard Johnson had formed a wedding reception jazz trio named "Key To Your Heart"

Dave Johnson

Dave comes to us via The Mission Baseball Club. In his off-time he’s a president of another club - The Anthony Kiedis Fan Club.

Dave's favorite food is fake meat. Much like his favorite baseball team, one can appreciate it only once they have forgotten what the real thing feels like.

Dave's nickname is "Fearless Leader" because he shares men's styling tips with His Excellence Kim Jong Il

Ted Berg

Ted Berg grew up in San Luis Obispo, California and hates sandwiches.

Congratulations to Ted Berg surviving the heck out of a tough year and returning to Rambler baseball.

If you replace the Es in his name, Ted Berg becomes Todd Borg. Todd, fill out your player info document on time, this isn't funny.

Stephen Suskind

Stephen's favorite baseball player is well known jazz guitarist Bernie Williams. I didn't know he played baseball.

Fun fact: Stephen keeps a vat of Pepto Bismol in the dugout in which he dips his bat before each plate appearance.

Stephen "Steel" Suskind is the first left-handed Rambler to earn a moniker based on a major Chinese export.

Garrett Heyns

Garrett Heyns, Rambler legend for his competent fielding, surprising power/speed combination, and flowing locks

Garrett's favorite ballplayer growing up was Rickey Henderson, who is somewhere, right now, planning his major league comeback

Nathan's Hot Dog is Garrett's favorite food. I wonder how Nathan feels about Garrett meeting JC in a sauna.

Jeremy Curtain

Jeremy Curtin's favorite color is blue. Like Air.

Jeremy's favorite Rambler's moment is the first morning of every season - be it cold or rainy it means baseball is back

Before Jeremy was a Rambler, he was a Ratcannon. Before that, he lived punk rock

JC Hopkins

Never one to shy from confrontation, JC's favorite singular Rambler moment was striking out Kittle, striking Gibbons, striking out Wilcon

JC is a Grammy-award winning composer. I know, I've heard him yell it from his bike seat to anyone that would listen while pedaling down 5th Ave.

Crawfish etouffe is JC's favorite food - and the name of his forthcoming autobiography

Timmy Lei

Timmy just flew in from Toronto and boy are his arms tired.

Timothe Lei is the unofficial Rambler stat keeper and on a completely unrelated note the Ramblers career leader in OPS

Timmy Lei got his name after joining the Hawaiin mafia. It's like Paulie Walnuts but for floral necklaces.